What is Evangelism?

An awful thing my beautiful sexy gorgeous wife has to deal with every day because of shitty people in her orbit. Please support my wife.

Fucking shitty. Wrote this whole page on how shitty it is. It's shitty shitty shit shit welcome to shittown USA where everything is covered in shit in a god honoring way.

The Problems with American Evangelicalism

It is a very big and very profitable mind control cult. I say this with no exageration whatsoever. That is objectively what it is. They use the language of a Christian preacher and psychological manipulation techniques to get you to vote for whatever asshole on the red team paid them the most.

Psychological Manipulation and Abuse

Purity Culture and Abstinence Only Education

Purity culture in and of itself has a shitload of problems I could make a page about this concept alone. Here is an entire playlist of video essays about why it's bad:

The Prosperity Gospel

They teach a perverted version of tithing where they convince their congregations that the more they give the church the richer god will make them. They don't give to the poor because they believe the poor, no matter how infirm, have to "pull their weight like the rest of us." so of course no one can get a warm meal except the prosperity priests telling everyone to give their money to them. They also believe that hoarding wealth in and of itself is tithing.

Every other branch of Christianity would view this description of tithing as complete heresy. While tithing is generally described or understood to be giving to the church, the church is expected to do 1 thing with that money and that is to spend it on their community directly through things like feeding the homeless.

The "Sin" of EMPATHY

When preaching the prosperity gospel they often simultaneously preach that empathy is a sin. They describe empathy as a means to which the devil will tempt 2 parties to sin at the same time. They describe people who suffer from homelessness and addiction as "sinners who want to drag you down with them" anyone who is generally a "have not" is a burden in their rhetoric. They weight others down for no real reason in the American Evangelical perspective.

This ideology is unflinchingly as cruel as it can possibly be to the benefit of only the ghouls who make millions preaching this stuff on television.

Anti-Empirical Beliefs and Practices

They do not believe in objective reality. I am not joking.

✨Manifestation and Magical Thinking✨

These people genuinely believe in manifestation through prayer. If they post on social media "thoughts and prayers" then they have done all they need to succeed in giving a suffering person or group relief. They don't need to do the real work, god does it for them! No! They're not lazy! Doing those prayers was a lot of work!

This is against Orthodox Christian belief, which prioritizes physical actions over words. One must actually do good to be a good person. Evangelicals repeat this stuff over and over again as affirmative brainwashing. They want to tell themselves they're good people so that's why "the usual suspects" during a tragedy all act like robots. It's sickening to watch over and over every single time there's a mass shooting they treat it like a fucking natural disaster. They act like no one has control over their actions and no one can take accountability for anything just so that they don't have to be accountable for all the fucking shitty things they've done in their shitty lives.

Flat/Young Earth Conspiracies

both of these are rooted in the belief that historical archives and scientific observations are not to be trusted because they are against practicing the scientific method. They find the very process of it demonic.

Anti-Medicalism and Faith Healing

they hate autistic children and they want them all to die painfully of preventable illness. Please come and watch us pretend to heal people in wheel chairs!

Zionism, the Apocalypse and a Whole Lotta Fire and Brimstone!

Evangelicalism is a death cult. They want the world to end, that's why they never stop talking about the end times and the rapture. The allure of the cult is convincing people that acting like a selfish asshole makes you a GOOD person actually, because everyone else is going to hell in 3 days! Who cares if your boss fired you for saying slurs, money is a worthless worldly item and you're already rich in the spirit of god so like fuck that guy he's woke and gay! Your children don't talk to you anymore because you sent them to conversion therapy? They're destined for hell anyway, thank god I'm not! I just have to wait 200 more days for Christ to come back.Did i say he was coming back in 10 days? I meant he's coming back in like 10 weeks. Okay fine I'm not sure when he's coming back but like eventually J man will get here and clear things up for me and I won't hate myself anymore.

Honestly, picking apart their logic is worthless because this has nothing to do with logic. Their lives are so terrible they want to die but instead of just killing themselves they want to take all of us out with them. I know it's brutal but it needs to be said they think everything the world has produced, is producing and will continue to produce is worthless because it is worldly. They only talk about media they hate because they hate all media. They hate all aspects of every modern culture. These people hate their bosses and their families and they all know they only have fake surface level friends. Of course, addressing their mental health is woke nonsense so naturally the only solution is to fucking kill us all.

The 3rd Temple Movement

The 3rd temple "movement" is an Evangelical-Zionist project to construct a 3rd Jewish Temple on the Temple Mount and destroy the Islamic Al-Masjid Al-Aqsa Mosque. In order to build the temple properly they have to sacrifice a red heffer as well. Why do they want to do this? Great question! Answer: it ends the fucking world supposedly. No I am not joking. They think this needs to happen so that Jesus comes back and does the rapture. There are Jews and Israeli's who honestly believe in and support the project. It's not exclusively Evangelical or Zionist but they certainly love propagating and supporting 3rd temple movement and ideas because it supports their goal of the total annihilation of humanity.

It's worth mentioning that even if the world doesn't end, once the Al-Aqsa Mosque is destroyed a new global jihad will definetly start because it is a very sacred place to Islamic people. They won't let the Mosque go down without a fight.

Basically, this is just begging for WW3.

Weaponization from the Government

Hiring Practices

The CIA and FBI are known to favor missionaries in their applicants and hiring process because of their ability to infiltrate communities easily and ability to blend in. A lot of missionaries also speak more than one language, don't drink or smoke and certainly don't question authority. They are the perfect candidates for intelligence operations and subterfuge.

GOING FUCKING BANANAS

Basically, to summarize a really complex political happening that still affects Jamaica and other impoverished caribbean and South American countries:

Some guy in Boston realized in the early 1900's that he could sell banana's at a 1,000% profit because the people planting the bananas were slaves. The people in the USA wanted cheap bananas so fucking badly the CIA used Evangelical rhetoric to try and prevent slaves from rebelling so that they would keep the banana plantations running. The planter class wasn't cool with fat Americans eating literally all of their bananas and not giving back any profits so they changed up the stratedgy and let the slaves revolt so that in the chaos the CIA could plant their own political leaders willing to do whatever it takes to keep the banana slaves planting bananas.

Racism

Not gonna sugarcoat this: the bible was used against African-American slaves to convince them that it was god's will that they were enslaved and they must obey their masters, for disobeying their masters was like disobeying the will of god. Disobey god and you get his wrath. Pretty straightforward.

Ironically, this ended up working against them as slaves became inspired by the story of Moses and they started writing music they called "Sorrow Songs" which they sang to themselves as a comfort. The majority of which were about yearning for freedom and referenced the book of Exodus. Even in modern day, black churches and preachers hold powerful personal religious views despite the trauma of previous generations relating to the weaponization of faith.