WIP Come back later please.

Things worth mentioning but not getting into:

I know people like to dig into him for this stuff because it's low hanging fruit but I don't personally see any benefit in making surface level personal attacks. Public information about those things is available if you truly want to investigate further just know that unless you make drama slop it's not worth your time.

A majority of this critique actually isn't directed at Chris Hansen the person for the following reason:

My problem with Chris Hansen is that he is an actor who plays a character, but he doesn't tell the audience to make his work sound more legitimate.

How Chris Hansen the Character Creates Problems

Before I get too deep into the issues that his show creates, it's important to understand the mindset of the audience his content is geared towards. I'll give you a hint, it's not children.

It's Parents.

Specifically, anxious parents with limited technical literacy. They want to keep their kids safe and they're looking for someone to reassure them of the fact that they aren't crazy for being strict or overbearing in terms of their child's online activity.

Also yes I did just say the people who watch his show have limited technical literacy. No, I will not take it back.

The Un-Official Pilot Episodes

Before Chris Hansen started what's we know as the TCAP series, he started something else called (whatever) and the premise was pretty simple. It was an investigative report on how easy it is to get sex offenders to come to your house.

After the episode Chris Hansen would then try to make an educational segment. It sounds good in theory, but the execution is very lacking. I don't even think the segment was meant for anyone but concerned parents because it was the same takeaway each time "don't talk to strangers and buy this software!". Oh yeah, this show had scripted product placement at the end for a glorified word filter that would send parents an email if their kid typed a sensitive word like "boobs". Products like this alone don't make kids safer, they make them frustrated and more determined to find ways around the software which defeats it's feeble ability to do anything in the first place. The software doesn't actually prevent minors from seeing sensitive content sent to them. Even if the word filter applied to external content not created by the user it is so comedically easy to circumvent because you just have to call sensitive images something like "cute-puppies.jpg" and your pathetic word filter is once again defeated.

I'm not done talking about the word filter software not only because using that shit is fucking cringe BUT ALSO because counter measures of this variety and nature being sold by someone with the reputation of Chris Hansen is so fucking dissapointing.

I already talked about circumvention, lets talk about sexual education. I know it's uncomfortable, but everyone gets the talk at some point. Eventually children hit puberty and much later those children hopefully become adults. Now, if you are a parent or thinking about becoming a parent there is an uncomfortable truth you need to sit with because it is a fact of life: unless your offspring is asexual they will probably have sex in their life. Healthy normal sex with a person that they care about. So as you're sitting with that you need to ask yourself: what lessons am I teaching my child about sex and relationships if they cannot mention it in any context? That's right! All you're teaching them is that talking about anything sex related is forbidden!

You know what's more effective than clunky tech that doesn't understand context and can't actually stop predators?

A HUMAN BEING!

Before I dive deeper into this topic and further discuss my disdain, I wanna give parents a bit more substance to work with that will actually help protect their kid from awful shit.

The best way to protect your kid is to be there for them and I don't mean perpetually hover over their shoulder, you need to provide guidance in a way that fosters trust. Take every single teaching opportunity you can. You see your kid watching Mr.Beast? Talk to them about overconsumption. The key is being informative and non-confrontational. If you establish this behaviour in a routine fashion they'll learn that you can provide information that expands on their existing understanding of the world. Your other goal with this approach is to get them thinking critically on a regular basis. If you don't think they can do that then they might not be mature enough for social media use. It's not enough to just give your kid a list of rules to abide by or demands to follow, you have to take it a step further and help empower them to make the right choices on their own.

I know a lot of parents may scoff at the effort required for this approach, but here's the thing: a recurring element in the decoy story that Perverted Justice and other teams use is that the parent is absent for long stretches of time. A child who feels alone, abused or neglected will seek out affection from others. A similar concept applies to information and guidance, if you don't teach your kid something then someone else will. It is signifigantly more difficult to abuse a child who has the language to self advocate and a supportive parental figure.

I know this is a large tangent, but the content is nessescary. It wouldn't be right to shit all over something without providing positive substance yk?